Somin reiterates a thought that always comes to my mind on this issue that cuts right to the heart of the matter: Imagine the consequences of giving Shakespeare's great-great-great-great-great grandchildren the power to end distribution and performances of his work for all time. It would also prevent the creation of any derivative works (i.e., no West Side Story, RAN, and thousands of other works based on Shakespeare. All wiped out since they would violate the "property rights" of someone who has been dead for hundreds of years.).
Helprin's idea is not merely wrong - it would be utterly destructive to any semblance of artistic culture.
[Update: Lessig has put together a useful wiki page for rebutting Helprin. Hat-tip James Grimmelmann over at PrawfsBlog.